LINDA BELCHER "Alright, listen up my fabulous hooman friends! It's me, your girl Linda Belcher, and I've got one question: HOW am I still waiting for my forever family?! Like, HELLO?? Have you SEEN my ears? They're basically motivational speakers attached to my head. " Here's why you NEED a little Linda in your life: A Little About Me: Age/Breed: 1-2 years old, Carolina Dog mix, and about 55 pounds of pure encouragement and sass. Ears: Practically celebrities. Autographs upon request. House Skills: I'm crate trained AND potty trained-basically a homeownership expert. Play Style: Playful when it's playtime, chill when it's chill time. Balance, babes. Dog Friends: Love 'em! Bring on the playdates! Velcro Vibes: If you're walking around lonely, I'm here to be your permanent sidekick. Shy at first: Gimme a second to warm up, and then it's BFFs 4EVER. Yard: Yes, please! I need a yard to strut my stuff and throw backyard parties (you're invited). Toys: Big fan. Let's start a toy club. Why am I still hanging out in foster care? I have EVERYTHING you're looking for... except opposable thumbs to drive myself to your house. Let's make magic happen, buttercup. #AdoptLindaBelcher #ForeverHomeNeeded #EarsForDays #VelcroDogGoals #AdoptDontShop #StrayPawsRescue #SPRStrong #FosteringSavesLives #DogsofSTL