👑 All Hail King Kane 👑 "You may address me as Your Majesty... or just Kane. That works too." After five long years of being in and out of the shelter royal palace, Kane is finally ready to reclaim his throne--this time, in a forever kingdom of his very own. Big? Yes. Beefy? Absolutely. Mouthy? Only when his royal opinions are ignored. Kane isn't your average dog. He's a one-dog monarchy. A majestic land hippo with a bark that echoes through the halls and a presence that demands respect, snacks, and zero sweatshirts. (Seriously. Do not clothe the king.) This monarch has a very specific list of royal preferences: 👑 No children in the kingdom--small humans don't understand protocol. 👑 No other animals--His Majesty does not share the throne. 👑 Bring offerings of enormous blankets for royal lounging. Bonus points if they're fluffy. 👑 Be okay with Kane occasionally mouthing your arm like a medieval turkey leg. It's how he shows affection... probably. Kane has had a rough reign--years of bouncing between castles (shelters), waiting for someone who gets him. He's not here to be the village jester. He's not a knight in shining armor. He's a king--equal parts muscle, loyalty, and glorious attitude. But for the right subject? He'll be your fiercely devoted ruler of the living room. Your silent protector. Your blanket-loving, sweatshirt-hating best friend. Long live Kane. Give him a chance to rule your heart--and your couch. 🐾🛋️💂‍♂️More information? Call Marion Area Humane Society at 740-389-6548 or email at manager@mahspets.org