Hey, I'm Brandon. I landed in this joint after a hilarious mix-up. See, I thought my owner said 'bark at the park', but he actually said 'mark the chart'. Long story short, I was chasing a squirrel around a corporate office, and they didn't appreciate my initiative. I'm a go-getter, you know? But, here I am, looking for a new gig. I'm all about loyalty, long walks, and I'm great at helping you finish your leftovers. If you need a partner in crime, or just someone to warm your feet at night, I'm your guy.