Name: Mouse Age: Timeless (a lady never tells but she’s 1 year old) Location: Currently crashing at a foster home in the western suburbs, but ready to settle down Looking for: A forever home, a kitty or pooch friend, no drama, lots of snacks About Me: Once a free-spirited outdoor gal, I’ve recently discovered the joys of indoor life: soft beds, endless kibble, and judging people from the windowsill. I’ve traded street smarts for sofa naps and I have zero regrets. I’m low-maintenance, high-style, and not interested in surprise adventures (especially the “accidentally left the door open” kind). Toddlers? Cute, but let’s keep the door locked and the chaos low. Turn-ons: • Quiet afternoons • Bird-watching from a safe distance • Warm laundry • A responsible human with opposable thumbs and a treat stash Turn-offs: • Sudden loud noises • Escape opportunities • Being mistaken for an actual mouse Swipe right (or, you know, fill out an adoption application). I’m ready to commit. #adoptmerightmeow