Meet Max-Scherzer. Max for short. The first thing you will notice about him is his two different-colored eyes. In terms of other pets, He gives roommates a thumbs up. If Max were on a dating app, his pickup line would be, "Are you a pitcher? Because you're throwing strikes right into my heart." Max's favorite things are treats, walks, and water. If he were a dessert, he'd be a Ted Drewes Frozen Custard. Go Mizzou! You'd make a great team with Max if you love sports, exercise, and long walks.