🌟 Meet Tank Junior, affectionately known as TJ or "The Crypt Keeper!" This five-year-old Chihuahua mix is not just any pet; he’s a quirky little enigma who will steal your heart and maybe your snacks! 🤭 With his unique texture that can only be described as a delightful combo of crusty and musty, TJ is like an otherworldly companion who walks right out of a whimsical tale. 👁️ The Gaze: Be prepared, because this little fella possesses an eye that seems to gaze right into your soul. Yes, that’s right! He can read your secrets like an open book. Be honest; he knows when you’ve cheated on your diet! 🚶‍♂️ The Gait: Watch out world, because TJ doesn’t just walk—oh no! He high-steps with the exuberant gait of a tiny gentleman in oversized shoes. It’s like watching a little parade march by! 🔊 The Sound: Barking? Not on his watch! TJ prefers to express himself through a rather impressive ear-piercing scream, especially when it’s food time. Set those ears to ‘alert,’ folks, because this pup is the loudest tiny chef in the world! 🐾 The Affection: Petting this little king is an experience in itself. Approach his majestic front half with utmost reverence, but be warned—his perfectly adorable backside is where the magic happens! He loves a good butt scratch like it’s his royal duty. 🍽️ The Career: Think yours is a household of harsh critics? Well, TJ is a professional beggar extraordinaire! His intense gaze will guilt you into sharing your gourmet meals, so embrace the guilt and pass the fries. 🍟 If you seek a lap dog who’s polished and quiet, keep moving. But, if you’re ready for a silly, demanding, and utterly loyal little cryptid to rule your home like the king he is, then Tank Junior is your guy! 💖 Don’t let this glorious, musty oddball pass you by! To welcome Tank Junior into your home and experience the fun, apply to adopt him through the Buddy App today!