✨ Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Squirtle! 🎉 Imagine a 50-pound bundle of joy, mayhem, and mischief—all wrapped up in a furry coat! If you’ve ever thought, “I wish I could adopt a frat boy trapped in a dog’s body,” well, look no further, because Squirtle is here, bringing the party vibes whether anyone asked for them or not! 🎈 At just 1 year old, this lively bully mix is part pup, part stubborn toddler, and a dash of aspiring crime boss. 😎 He's rowdy, he’s noisy, and let’s not even get started on how he feels about sharing—spoiler alert, he’s convinced it’s a scam! Your socks? They now belong to him! 🧦 When it comes to social skills, let’s just say they’re a *little* on the selective side. If you have another dog and they dare to steal his spotlight, Squirtle will be there enforcing his own rules! His foster siblings, Hunter and Sandy? They've even lodged formal complaints. 😂 But with a bit of time, he's known to warm up, so don’t lose heart! Now, you might want to take a picture of your doves and chickens! Unless they’re wearing Kevlar, Squirtle’s not exactly in the agriculture business—just sayin’! 🐔🕊️ But let’s not let that wild side overshadow his brilliance. This little furball is *smart*! Like, learns commands in just three minutes! 🎓 He knows sit, down, and crate—and he’s currently working on wait, since “leave it” came too late for that poor dove! What Squirtle craves is structure. He thrives on it! Forget about running your household—if you don’t establish some rules, he’ll be the one in charge by Tuesday! 🏠 When he’s not busy testing your leadership or turning toilet paper into confetti, you’ll catch him trying to show off his tough guy persona. But call his bluff, and he’d give you those adorable “Who, me?” eyes, leaving you in stitches! 😂 He’s all bark, just a *little* bite, and a whole lot of personality. Here’s the scoop—Squirtle is crate trained and thrives on a routine. He is looking for an experienced, calm, and committed adult home —with no kids in the mix (trust me on this one)!🧑‍💼 No chickens either, folks! And let’s keep it real—he’s selective with dogs, so he’s seeking the right match to avoid any canine drama. For those with a sense of humor that borders on the masochistic and a heart ready for adventure, this chaotic little legend just *might* be your perfect match! ❤️ Beneath all that wild energy is a loyal, hilarious, and endlessly entertaining gremlin just waiting to fill your home with laughter and excitement. So, if you feel a connection with Squirtle and believe you can meet his needs, don’t wait! Apply to adopt this lovable rascal through the Buddy App today! 🐾❤️ *Rescue inquiries welcome! This description comes to you from the Summers County Humane Society.*