Meet Monty, a charming senior fellow with the wisdom of a sage and the grumpiness of a retired mall cop who's just a bit fed up with it all! 😄 At 9.5 years old, Monty has been through the twists and turns of the shelter system, and let’s just say he’s reached his limit. Imagine a disgruntled DMV worker who’s finally ready for retirement—that’s our Monty! This lovable meatball desires nothing more than to curl up on your couch, judging your snack decisions as he catches up on his favorite Judge Judy reruns. 🍿 What does Monty bring to your home? Oh, just an array of delightful quirks! He’s fully house-trained (and couch-trained, let’s be honest), grumbles more than he barks, and follows you around with an observant eye—like a loyal shadow, but much more skeptical. When he's ready for a treat or a moment of clarity, he’ll gently nudge you with his snoot. 🐾 With the emotional depth of a French film character, he enjoys short walks and long naps while sharing his opinions on the youth and their shenanigans. Now, let's be clear about what Monty prefers to avoid: - Children? No thanks, he’s 75 in dog years and isn’t keen on sticky fingers or high-pitched voices. - Dogs? Hard pass—he's ready to be the king of the castle! 👑 - Cats? Just, no! - Visitors? Unless they come bearing cheese, they might as well be invisible! 🧀 - Elevators? Monty’s a traditionalist who believes in the good ol’ stairs. - Nonsense? Keep it away from this grumpy guru! Monty’s dream home is one that is quiet, chill, and free from drama. He’s looking for just one person (or you and your partner) to share a soft couch, some tasty snacks, and hours of Judge Judy reruns. Bonus points if you also roll your eyes at TikTok! Not sure if you're ready to fully commit? Let’s not forget about the short-term fostering option you can explore, like a delightful sleepover featuring a taste of the grandpa lifestyle—minus the hard candy and long voicemails! 💬 And here's the best news: Monty’s irresistible face and that million-dollar underbite can be yours at absolutely no cost! Thanks to the wonderful folks at APA!, there’s a senior discount in place, meaning his adoption fee is a glorious $0! 🥳 So, are you ready to let Monty into your life? You can apply to adopt this adorable grump through the Buddy App! Don’t wait—Monty is ready to bring some sass and snuggles into your home!