Meet Humphrey Bogart! This lovable puppy is so wonderfully nice that it's downright suspicious. Like really, are we sure he’s even real? This adorable guy is like a golden retriever-shaped hug with a heart so big, he makes Santa look like a minimalist! His name suggests brooding mystery, trench coats, and dramatic pauses, but what we actually have here is a fluffy, sentient marshmallow who believes affection is his full-time job. Is he pretty much perfect? Yes! And, honestly, it's a little unfair to all the other pups out there because Humphrey has set the bar astronomically high! 🌟 At just 4-5 months old, this Great Pyrenees cutie weighs in at a whopping 54 pounds! That’s right—54 pounds of pure joy! 💖 Imagine how big he’ll be when he doubles in size. So if 54 lbs is already pushing your limits, then might we suggest saving your heart (and your doorways) by keeping scrolling? Because, trust us, this fluffy teddy bear has zero idea that he’s, well, a bear! He doesn’t know that his “big booty” blocks doorways or that he doesn’t fit in laps—he’s convinced he can melt into you at any moment! It's simply too cute to handle, and yet we sigh deeply, wondering how such a wonderful creature ended up in a shelter. Humphrey is not just friendly; he’s the type of puppy who enrolls other dogs in lifelong friendship contracts immediately. No warm-up phase here! He’s straight to the point: “Hi! I love you! What are we doing for the rest of our lives?” 🐾 And don't even get him started on cats—he treats them like the magical little beings they are! The purr-inators approve of his loving demeanor. New people? Humphrey has never met a stranger. To him, everyone is simply a best friend waiting to happen, and he’ll ensure you feel that with loads of kisses! 💋 When it comes to energy, Humphrey is a solid 4 out of 10. Knowing his breed, this means he's not here to run marathons, but instead prefers to vibe, supervise, and dramatically flop down beside you. Adventure dog or homebody? He leans toward the latter—his true passion lies in being wherever his people are. New experiences don’t faze him; he's impressively well-adjusted for a little one! Water play? Nope, not yet, but snow? He gives it five stars! ❄️ He loves toys and is absurdly easygoing, spending his days napping, playing, and generating quiet happiness around the house. He’s the kind of pup that will make you question if you accidentally adopted a miniature adult dog instead! Potty training is in the works, and crate training is a process. He tolerates it like someone might tolerate a visit to the dentist—with dramatic sighs but ultimately compliant. When it comes to barking, Humphrey has some opinions! He might even serenade you while dreaming of his next nap in the car. It’s quite the performance! The truth is, Humphrey is a gigantic love bug—physically incapable of being anything other than sweet. He’s trying hard to do everything right and is just waiting to shower you with love! 🤗 So if you’re searching for a gentle, emotionally stable teddy bear who loves everyone and tries his absolute best, Humphrey Bogart is the one for you! If you're ready for this level of goodness (and cuddles), then go ahead and apply to adopt him through the Buddy App. Remember, he’s not a mail-order puppy; he’ll need to be picked up in Midwest City, OK. 🙌 Fall in love with Humphrey, and prepare to never have your personal space or couch the same way again!