Emerging triumphantly from her royal kiddie pool, Vada the Troll Queen is ready to dominate your backyard, commandeer your hose, and warm her way into your heart! 💦👑 This little rascal is a delightful blend of sass, splash, and snuggles (of course, only on her terms). She's not just any dog; she's a hose-chasing, Kong-munching legend, hunting for a loyal human to take their rightful place as her devoted subject. Vada's vision for her kingdom includes: * A hose with fabulously strong water pressure (her royal fountain, if you will) 🌊 * A never-ending supply of Kongs (the treasure hoarded by her royal clan) 🦴 * A strictly solo environment (no other dogs, thank you very much!) 🚷 * Cats who clearly understand their ranking (bow down or risk a playful swipe) 🐱 * Minimal male human presence (she remains suspicious of them) 🕵️‍♂️ At first, Vada may be a little cautious around unfamiliar humans—especially those tall, loud folks—but once you're welcomed into her swampy circle, oh boy, does her loyalty shine! 🌟 She’ll be your guardian against rogue sprinklers, overly brave squirrels, and any uninvited lawn gnomes attempting to invade her territory! Vada isn’t aiming for a sweet and gentle persona; oh no! She’s here to rule and create joyful chaos while chewing her rubber toys to oblivion. If you’re on the hunt for a dainty little flower—keep moving along. But if you’re ready to kneel before the amusing antics of the chaos goblin queen and bring laughter into your life, then Vada is eagerly waiting for you! Long live Vada! Bring snacks, and don’t forget: to welcome this royal divinity into your life, *apply through the Buddy App* today! 📲💖