🎉 Meet ChristoFUR, the pint-sized pooch with a personality that could fill an entire stadium! This fluffy little 12-pound dynamo may look like the ideal cuddly lapdog, but oh honey, don't be fooled! 😈 He’s got a reputation as fierce as his bark, having earned himself a one-way trip to ‘doggy jail’ after causing a ruckus in his previous home. It turns out that when you mix a Maltese and a Shih Tzu, you get a creature with dreams of being a bodyguard but the stature of a comedic sidekick! 🙃 This little gremlin has had enough of being laughed at when he just wants to be taken seriously. Imagine being so powerfully cute that humans mistakenly think they can pet you. 😂 ChristoFUR has crafted a nervous system that can take offense at just about anything: delivery people? Offending! Strangers? Trespassing! Men? Absolutely a no-go! For ChristoFUR, it’s like living in a comedy of errors where everyone else just refuses to heed his clearly documented boundaries! Our little frenemy has some surprising charm, especially when it comes to the ladies. His wagging tail and enthusiastic greetings can quickly distract you from his feisty curbside monologues on 'How Not to Approach Him.' Despite his irritable disposition, he enjoys the company of fellow small dogs, provided they aren’t rowdy party animals! He considers himself the ‘fun police’ and will surely “put them in their place” if they misbehave. Just beware, one wrong move and those cute barks turn into a mighty little yell! At around 8 years old, ChristoFUR is in good health aside from a mild heart murmur—basically just a reminder that he’s ticking along quite well, ready to plot for at least another 8 years! 🕶️ He’s looking for a laid-back lady with a great sense of humor, someone who won’t hold a grudge against his diva demands. Oh, and if you happen to have a humanoid AI robot in the mix? Now you’re talking! 🤖 This little dictator loves long solo walks in the woods and car rides, particularly to the drive-thru for some delicious chicken or cheese! 🐔 He’s more about keeping it chill, so forget the flashy doggy wardrobe—he's perfectly sinister as-is. But he has been known to wear his Hannibal Lecter muzzle for trips to the vet, and we think that adds a certain flair! 🎭 If this sounds like a wild ride you’re interested in, then brace yourself! Applying to adopt ChristoFUR through the Buddy App is your best shot. Just remember, he comes with his set of quirky demands and a heart that may just be waiting for the right human, one willing to embrace a little chaos! 🚀 No need for Sunday adoption events right now; you can make an appointment for a meet-and-greet with ChristoFUR in Northern NJ. So go on, brave soul! 🦸‍♂️ Apply to give him the home he never knew he wanted through the Buddy App. Let's see if you two can find common ground amidst the delightful mayhem!