Introducing the charming, tuxedo-clad gentleman known as Sir Zooms-a-Lot! This compact king of cuteness has a face that proudly proclaims, 'Yes, I woke up like this!' 🥰 He loves to indulge in long naps, but don’t be fooled—his zoomies strike unexpectedly, preferably at the most inconvenient hours. 🌙✨ Whether he’s keeping a watchful eye on the world outside or snuggling up for some major cuddle time, he’s got a personality that’s larger than life! His hobbies are absolutely hilarious. Imagine a little furball sunbathing like he pays rent, snoring softly (or sometimes not so softly, if you catch his drift! 😂), and claiming the warmest spots on the couch as his throne. And let’s not forget, judging squirrels from the window is practically a full-time job for him! 🐿️ Ever the professional treat negotiator, he’s on a never-ending quest to learn new tricks for snacks he believes he absolutely deserves—just wait till he ’brings back’ a ball (no promises, but the effort is adorable!). 🎾 Now, Sir Zooms-a-Lot is looking for his perfect human companion! He needs someone who understands the importance of cuddles, finds humor in accidental farts (who doesn’t?!), and is willing to share the blankets. It’s a big bonus if you’re a master at ear scratches and know that when he says 'five more minutes', that really means at least thirty! 💤💞 However, it's important to note his dealbreakers: empty treat jars are simply unacceptable, baths are an absolute betrayal (he firmly believes he can't be expected to endure that!), and under no circumstances should anyone ever utter the phrase, 'You’re not a lap dog.' 🐾 Here’s a fun fact: Despite his name, this little guy contains zero caffeine! But be warned—he might keep you up all night with his keen ears tuned in for mysterious noises outside. 🔍 So, are you ready for a life filled with unconditional love, questionable breath, and his signature side-eye? If your heart is racing as fast as his zoomies, then don’t wait! Apply to adopt Sir Zooms-a-Lot through the Buddy App today! 💖