Meet Beethoven, the grand maestro of canine charisma! 🎶✨ This larger-than-life fellow might just redefine what you think about dogs. He’s like a fluffy symphony wrapped in enthusiasm and topped with a splash of—let’s call it—free-spirited chaos. Imagine a majestic elk who suddenly forgot how to walk, strutting his stuff with all the grace of a giant puppy! 🦙💨 Now, let’s be clear: Beethoven is technically a dog, but in his heart, he’s emotionally classified as a small horse! He’s got an impressive stature that comes with a personality just as big. This gentle giant is 100% friendly and undeniably goofy. Nothing fills his heart with joy quite like a good old-fashioned greeting that might literally knock you off your feet. And oh, does he know he’s handsome? Just painfully so! 😍🐶 However, Beethoven has a slight obsession with our feline friends. He gazes upon cats like they’re the most delicious brownies—full of curiosity and just a hint of mischief! Therefore, he absolutely requires a cat-free home… unless your cat happens to be 200 pounds and here to collect debts! 😼 So, who is this splendid hunk perfect for? He’s your go-to if you’re looking for: - A big, loyal, and affectionate shadow that follows you everywhere. 🥰 - A dog who hugs you with his entire fluffy body. 🤗 - A hiking buddy that assures you all wilderness adventures will be incident-free (mostly). 🏞️ - A furry best friend with movie-star looks and sitcom-level energy. 🎬 - A personal bodyguard who will also happily munch on sticks (seriously, they’re his favorite!). 🌲 However, he may not be the best fit if you're: - Considering adoption with small children who might easily get bulldozed by his enthusiasm. - Someone with a penchant for keeping your clothes mud-free and hairless. 😅 Beethoven is ready to become the life of your party, the warm pillow on chilly nights, and your go-to outdoor adventure partner. Why wait? Embrace the joy and adventure this lovable giant can bring into your life! Upgrade today to Premium Giant Fluff Edition™. 🐾🌟 Beethoven is available with a $250 adoption fee. He’s currently located in AL but can travel to New England for $200. If you’re ready to take the leap, you must apply through the Buddy App. Let Beethoven breeze into your life! 💕