🌟 Introducing Oswald: the Lovably Awkward Orange Goblin! On the surface, he’s just a kitten, but deep down, he’s channeling the wisdom of an 87-year-old soul living his best retired librarian life. 🧓📚 Imagine a kitten that perfectly embodies shy, awkward sweetness, sprinkled with just a touch of ‘What’s happening right now?’ This orange-and-white cutie is not just 80% fluff and 10% purr, but he also boasts a generous helping of gentle bewilderment. While loud noises send him scrambling and sudden movements make him jump, his lovable vibes can turn your home into a sanctuary of warmth. ❤️✨ As Oswald eyes those birds from the safety of under the bed, you can be certain he’s contemplating his next big philosophical thought—like why humans aren’t more like him! If you pick him up oh-so-gently, he’ll collapse into your arms, tucking his head in like a shy little baby bird, ready to melt your heart. 🐦💖 This little guy truly enjoys: 🐦 Gazing at birds as if he's pondering life itself. 🙌 Receiving gentle rubs on his cheeks and head—it’s like his own spa day! 😊 Sitting just close enough to the action, yet never quite in it, because comfort is key. 👑 Being groomed by other cats—watch him transform into the happiest little prince the moment he’s pampered! His purr engine can turn on like magic the minute someone begins to groom him! 🎩✨ Now, here’s the scoop: Oswald *must* find a home with at least one friendly cat ready to mentor him in his gloriously awkward existence. Please, no kids or dogs—just a serene, cat-friendly atmosphere where he can be the ultimate troll under your bed! 🏡 Oswald may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but let me tell you—he’s undoubtedly the warmest! If a squishy cuddlebug with a dash of mystery and a heart of gold sounds like the pal you need, then Oswald could be *the one*! 💕 **Important:** Potential adopters must apply through the Buddy App! Don’t wait; get your application in today and give this lovely soul a chance at happiness! 🐾 Estimated DOB: 4/6/2025 - Fun fact: As an Aries, Oswald has the energy of a spirited leader, ready to take charge… or just take a nap! 🐏💤