Meet Ivan! 🌟 Now accepting applications for a full-time human to fill some pretty glamorous roles: caregiver, best friend, personal chef, and a part-time piece of furniture. 📅 This golden-eyed gentleman is not just a pretty face; he boasts excellent loaf form and a gaze that suggests he might have peeked at your diary. 🐾✨ He knows exactly what he wants, and let's just say—his standards are higher than a cat tree! His opinions are firm, and his judgment? Oh, honey, it’s an ongoing saga. 📚 Ivan is a picky connoisseur, particularly when it comes to food and companionship. But once you stick around for the interview process and pass these rigorous standards? Well, then you're in for a glorious ride! 🎢 In exchange for your services, Ivan offers some fantastic perks: - **Motorboat-level purrs** to soothe your soul 🛥️ - **Expert cuddling sessions** (scheduled at his whim, of course) 🛋️ - **Loyal companionship** and quiet moral support, like a little furry therapist 🐱💖 - **A warm, comforting presence** that transforms a house into a loving home 🏡 This distinguished feline would absolutely thrive with someone who is patient, attentive, and ready to embrace his constructive feedback—delivered through slow blinks and mysterious, pointed stares. 🧐 He’s tolerant of chaos, but let’s be real, he’s not impressed by it. Consistency, respect, and those snacks that are prepared just right? Now, that’s his language! 🍗 So, if you’re in search of a relationship built on trust, routine, and mutual admiration—and you’re prepared to be chosen, rather than doing the choosing—then Ivan just might be your match! ❤️✨ Apply today, but remember, Ivan is watching! 👀 Don’t miss your chance to be part of his fabulous world—apply through the Buddy App! 📲