Ladies and gentlemen, meet the fluffy lovebug you never knew you needed—Colonel Mustard! 🍂 This laid-back, social gentleman is here to steal hearts, one adorable purr at a time. With his calm presence and hilarious personality, Colonel Mustard is not just a cat; he’s an experience! Imagine a big ol’ ball of sweetness weighing in at 17 pounds, but don’t let his size fool you—he’s all softness and just a sprinkle of sass! 😻 A perfect day for Colonel Mustard? It’s the simple things that bring him joy! Picture him indulging in long, luxurious naps, followed by leisurely grooming sessions (he’s got to keep that fluff looking fabulous!), and, of course, soaking up all the cuddles and pets from his favorite humans. 🛋️💖 In a world where every cat might fight for the toy of the day, not our Colonel—his favorite plaything is affection! And his high-pitched meow? It’s a surprise that will tickle your funny bone! 😂 Colonel Mustard had quite the journey before landing in the lap of luxury. Found living among a colony in Brownsville, he immediately charmed everyone with his friendliness. Though life outdoors left him with a few battle scars (those ears tell a story!), he was always meant for the warmth of indoor life and human companionship. 🏡 Rest assured, Colonel Mustard is all set for his new life—he’s neutered, vaccinated, and absolutely flea- and parasite-free. He’s ready to be your one and only feline friend, soaking up all the love and attention you can give him. His past may have had its bumps, but now he’s looking forward to a calm and comfy indoor lifestyle. Want to bring this lovable guy into your home? Of course you do! Go ahead, take that leap of faith—*apply through the Buddy App*! Colonel Mustard can’t wait to meet you, so don’t wait too long! Give him the forever home he deserves and make room in your heart for this fluffy cuddler! 🐾❤️ And remember, while you’re at it, just mention Colonel Mustard’s name in your application, and let’s get this journey started!