Meet Bunsen Burner, the exquisite kitten who's got the charm of a Victorian widow and the sass to boot! 🌟 She's soft and small, a true beauty, but don't let that delicate facade deceive you—this little lady is as emotionally elusive as an ice-cold cup of tea left forgotten on the table! ☕️ You might think she wants attention, but watch out! If you dare to reach for her, she transforms into a wiggly little noodle, and before you know it, she’s escaped your grasp. 🐱✨ It’s a mix of hilarity and heartbreak! Bunsen Burner won’t bite or scratch—oh no, that would require too much energy. Instead, her weapons of choice are long, dramatic gazes and a hefty dose of guilt. Talk about a queen with standards! 👑 But here's the kicker: she adores her fellow felines! In fact, give her a house full of calm companions, and she morphs from ice queen to the slightly aloof roommate we all secretly love. You can sit back and admire from a distance as she becomes the life of the kitty gathering. 🐾 Likes? She relishes polite pets, prefers her toys to be wands, and revels in her silent judgment. Dislikes? You better not call her cute, and whatever you do, don't mess with her dinner schedule! She needs a home where personal boundaries are respected—think of it as an understanding that sometimes real love looks like being blissfully ignored. No demanding humans or needy pets allowed; she’s got enough drama to fill a stage! 🎭 Bunsen Burner thrives in cozy spots that allow her to recharge and maintain her regality. In the right home, she'll flourish as the aloof queen she was born to be. She might never shower you with affection, but if she tolerates your presence? Well, darling, that’s the highest compliment she can offer! Isn’t it time to let this charming diva into your life? Apply today—if you dare! 😉 Or don’t, and just witness her indifference! Don't forget, potential adopters must apply through the Buddy App!