I'm Doug. Adopt me, bruh. I like to talk a LOT! Being able to run off some energy helps. Zoomies with airborne twisty turns are my specialty. Turn-ons: Late night runs for Popeye's tenders. None of that silly pup cup nonsense, bruh. Turn-offs: Man's inhumanity to man. Skills: Able to dress myself. Unparalleled litter box etiquette. Hobbies: Exploring cabinets. Cuddling on the sofa. Staring intensely at objects lowly humans cannot detect.